- things I just yelled at a confused dachshund
and instead of repairing it, buying a new one, or going through the hassle of hiring some guy with a truck to move an extra fridge my mom has at her house, all the way over here, and then taking away the old fridge to use for parts, I decided to just move out. Fuck it.
I have a gallon of milk spoiling in my fridge because I only used a little for cooking something the other day and knew the rest was going to waste and of course I forgot to pour it out in the sink a few days ago but now it’s getting too chunky to pour out and I have no idea what to do with it. I’m tempted to throw it in the trash can after wrapping it up in a trash bag but it’ll get worse and start smelling and/or leaking so now I’m thinking of driving to a nearby plaza and finding a dumpster to throw it in and I’m just getting a little too overwhelmed at how much anxiety an inanimate object is giving me when I have a million other things to worry about in my life.
I hope I never kill someone because the anxiety I would have over disposing of a rotting corpse would be ridiculous.
I’m upset at how many Windows products have infiltrated some of the TV shows I watch! Mindy Kaling wouldn’t switch from an iPhone to some Nokia bullshit thing just because it’s a pretty color. And in Parks and Recreation, Ron accidentally vined himself on a Windows surface bullshit thing, but there is no official Vine app for Windows! These writers need to do their research before they agree to all this product placement.
just doubled my wardrobe