December 2010
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Off to DC for New Years
Later boners!
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WatchThis is one of the drag queens from the Drag dinner show I went to for my friend Ana’s birthday last night. Her name? TWAT LAROUGE
“Capricorns, pull back your horns!”
trainjuice asked: You love burgers
Anonymous asked: Hey Frankie, has anyone told you that you look like Squints from The Sandlot?
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Anonymous asked: hottest guy, in your opinion
Anonymous asked: top or bottom? need pics for proof.
Anonymous asked: you're cute. do you have a lazy eye?
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ask things →
I went to a drag queen dinner show tonight and I’m drunk so I’m doing this and I don’t care
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Just applied to Apple
I went to my friend’s graduation party last night and there were a bunch of Apple employees there. We got to talking and one of them is going to put in a good word for me at the store so I’ll definitely get an interview. But that’s not the best part; apparently now you have to submit a VIDEO PODCAST to get hired. I don’t want to sound too overconfident, but…I got...
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Holiday Superpowers
Christmas night, I met up with some friends and went bar-hopping (to get away from our respective fucked up families, naturally). This one place was giving away drinks till midnight and another had a Guinness tap set up in the back of the bar that my friends kept filling our mugs with for free. So basically I drank too much, threw up in a beer pitcher, and apparently dumped it on the ground in...
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I saw my roommate out at da kLuBz last night
This is the sort of weird one who makes jokes about raping girls (but I think is secretly gay and thus just overcompensates for it). So I’m at this sort of alternative club or whatever and see this dude wearing eyeliner and a long, black trenchcoat and then I realize, holy shit I live with that guy. So I make my way to him to say hi and he’s like “oh brb I’m looking for my...
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Someone got back to me about a possible weekend...
And before I could reply with “YES, YES, A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!” I realized that the generic cover letter I originally sent has the wrong company name in it.
I’m this close to just giving up. Here’s hoping this opportunity pans out.
Today is a "roll out of bed at 2:00 and have...
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Probably applied to about 15 jobs in the past two...
One was for BET in master control, which basically means watching reruns of Everybody Hates Chris and In Living Color. Also, it’s in DC!
One was for actual production work at the Home Shopping Network, which basically means occasionally running into Beyonce’s mom, Tony Little, Wolfgang Puck, or Suzanne Somers (who looks like a muppet IRL, I saw her when I interned there)
One was for...
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Looking through old stuff on my computer...
Has anyone ever made a pros and cons list of someone they were dating? Because I did four years ago and I just found it and I’m laughing at how stupid I was. These were on the cons side:
Can’t swim
Gets road rage
Has allergies
Reads too many blogs
Jesus was I really that uptight when it came to dating standards? And LOL at the last one. Oh, how the tables have turned.
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Christmas break officially starts tomorrow!
But only because I’m now unemployed!
My boss and I have vastly different interpretations of “part-time”. I thought he meant I’d only come in around 20 hours a week, but he apparently meant that I’ll come in when he needs me. Which won’t be anytime within the next two weeks since he ran out of money to pay me (which I’m pretty suspicious about).
Good news...
I'm at a party where the average age is probably...
and there are people that have never heard of “Dick in a Box”.
Um…were you not alive in 2006? smh.
EDIT, in response to Schwenk: I wasn’t referencing dick in a box, there was a conversation happening between two girls about “funny youtube videos” and DIAB came up and everyone gathered around the computer to watch while I stood in the corner tumbling about it (as I very well...
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An entirely paraphrased exchange between me and my...
Boss: I must admit, I had an ulterior motive when I asked you to accompany me to OfficeMax and then an impromptu late lunch at Panda Express where only I’m eating while you just watch me in utter contempt.
Me:
Boss: Turns out we aren’t making much money so you’re going to be part-time from now on! I hope your demo reel is up to date!
Me:
-ABOUT AN HOUR LATER WHEN...
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Tron or Swan?
Can’t decide which to see first this weekend.
Being awake is the worst
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Best Bagels of 2010
3. The one from May 23rd
2. The one from September 4th
1. THIS ONE!
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I just finished Season 1 of Dexter
People have been telling me how awesome this show was so I finally caved in and Netflix’d the shit out of it recently. (And yes, I am kicking myself for waiting this late to watch it. It’s fucking awesome.) But then I googled it/Michael C. Hall and found out he’s married to his on-screen sister.
What?
I mean, they’re a cute couple and all, but this is going to severely...
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I just unfollowed a bunch of people
I realized I was following people merely because they were popular on Tumblr and not for actually having any good posts. (How does that even happen?) In any case, it feels nice not groaning or rolling my eyes whenever I see their lame shit on my Dashboard now.
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You know you've been listening to Girl Talk too...
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"Oh, I'm just updating the website."
- What I say to my boss when he asks me what I’m doing (while I’m actually slacking off on the Internet). Hopefully he never asks to see any specifics.
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re: Tron Legacy
Reviews are starting to come in for it and I saw this one on Rotten Tomatoes:
1, fuck you, I’m sure it’s great and wtf I’ve never heard of your website, plus I don’t even have to try hard to make fun of your name, MCWEENY
2, that is the grossest comparison you could ever make in a movie review
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hoodrat-business asked: LOOK AT YOU BEING ADORABLE ALWAYS.
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Someone IMed me asking me how's it going
I went to type “fine” but it came out as “gin”. I left it.