February 2011
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I went to horse camp once. It was scary.
– Michael
The awkward moment when the floors and the wall...
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Utah Army base locked to solve 'serious concern' →
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) — A Utah military base that carries out tests to protect troops against biological attacks was locked down Wednesday to resolve a “serious concern,” officials said.
Base commander Col. William E. King said no one was in danger and the gates will reopen as quickly as it’s feasible.
His statement did not provide any details of the problem.
Please be...
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I feel like the Oscars only exist to remind me of...
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That moment when someone on Tumblr concludes a...
Why?
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I'm high and bored
And I just remembered I made a Vyou account like a month ago and never posted the link to it. Feel free to ask me things so I can make an ass of myself in the video responses!
Had another Apple interview today, and a third one...
And interviews on Monday and Wednesday. Interview week!
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I don't like showering anymore
This is a recent development. Showering never used to be annoying to me, but since I’ve been without a job for more than a month and no longer have any sort of routine, it’s like, ugh I have to shower? What a waste of time! I’d rather be on Tumblr!
BUT, I just realized that the only showers here are upstairs, which makes a lot of sense, seeing as how I don’t like using...
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I must have applied to over 100 jobs in the past...
The only good to come out of it was an invitation to an Apple hiring seminar tomorrow, which will probably consist of 500 different interviews by 13 different managers and tricky Apple questions. I’m sort of hoping they hire me because my name is Mac, but I have a feeling their standards are higher than that. Either way, I’m sure I’ll do fine.
I just applied to this poor-paying...
so there was this kid on true life who couldnt...
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“Oh hey bridge. What’s up bitch.”
If you aren’t following my old college roommate Drew, you should be.
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Revelations of 2010
So the other day (not ACTUALLY the other day, it was more like 2 months ago or so, but still, the other day) I had the revelation that I might be a little bit ageist. As in prejudiced against people outside of my age comfort zone, which, after some thought, I’ve determined to be 18 years to 60 years.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’ve met some pretty okay 60+ year olds, and obviously...
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"People deserve to be made fun of when they make...
Strongly agree, online Radioshack job application.
(I have done way too many of these things today.)
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Pearl Necklace apparently has its own Wikipedia... →
what
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I'm bored
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hamsy asked: Now that we are cross-platform friends, I find it best to recommend you today.
You response is...
A.) Recommend me back
B.) Invite me to the next tumblr meet up
C.) Draw a picture of me eating a pokemon
D.) All of the above
E.) None of the above
You response is...
A.) Recommend me back
B.) Invite me to the next tumblr meet up
C.) Draw a picture of me eating a pokemon
D.) All of the above
E.) None of the above
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Guess who just walked out of his lame group...
This guy!:
I just don’t give a fuck!
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Oh, impromptu trips to Orlando
You keep me young. I drove up with John, Leo and Michael on Saturday for a Tumblr meetup/to hang out with friends and this beautiful princess. I also met some pretty cool people at some Leprechaun bar off I-Drive, like Jenny, Katy Beth, and Chris. And now I’m fighting a pretty bad weekend hangover. (This post took like 20 minutes to compose, and all I did was name drop.) I have an interview...
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I'm moving back in with my Dad and sister today
Well, bedroom I rented for four months: you served me well. Back to the living room couch for me.
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Showering when it's raining
is kind of like going to a tanning salon when it’s sunny out.
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UM SHIT IS GETTING CRAY-CRAY
commentary by Schwenk
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I vote that all websites/blogs concerning food...
Who’s with me?
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Breaking New: Florida Governor Rick Scott sounds...
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cej:
I’m pretty sure I heard him say entrepeneur-prises.
Also, Florida Governor Rick Scott looks an awful lot like Voldemort. And he probably wants to kill us all too.
Ha, I just posted this as a reply to some guy on Facebook:
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tyce0916 asked: Do you think you will move to another state or city for job opportunities?