February 2012
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I'm spending my day off watching grisly traffic...
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cawkward (adj.)
A guy who’s awkward in bed. Alternatively spelled cockward.
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I'm on the turnpike and I just saw a billboard...
That’s impossible. You literally always have someone with(in) you when you’re pregnant.
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Skipping the Grammy's to watch the Walking Dead...
lol who am I kidding I wouldn’t watch the Grammy’s anyway
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Ugh I have too many secrets to keep
My hair should be bigger.
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That awkward moment when someone asks you how you...
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A year and a week ago I was unemployed
and now I’m up for a promotion and my interview is tomorrow. I keep practicing answers to possible questions by talking out loud to myself and my roommate probably thinks I’m crazy. But anyway, wish me luck! Or else I’ll kill myself!
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Awkward questions I ask during first dates, part...
So how gay ARE you?
Do you believe in God?
What drugs have you done?
Do you read?
So you believe in ghosts?
It actually went pretty well.