Talking with crush at a party
Him: I didn’t think Bridesmaids was funny at all.
Me: (SPIT TAKE)
Him: Yeah, I walked out of it in the theatre.
Me: Lol bye.
About
I'm Mac. 23 years gay, living in South Florida.
I like TV and movies, making jokes, and making fun of the blind. I don't trust people who don't drink, do drugs, or think Seinfeld is funny. I'll probably get along with you if you appreciate sexy haikus as much as I do.
Stuff I like
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HOLY SHIT. I’M SO FUCKING PSYCHED FOR THIS SEASON OF BREAKING BAD MY DICK’S ABOUT TO EXPLODE, NOT...
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Hey gay dudes, I know some of you are trying to reappropriate the word “faggot” wholly and...
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So I finally got a new webcam.
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Fauxhawk success
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I don’t know why this is so funny to me.
